Lady in Waiting

Dick Cheney had better be getting somebody warmed up in the bullpen, because it is about time for Harriet Miers to be taken out of the game. This was just another embarrassment the President didn't need. It was humorous that he called all of the criticisms of his administration in recent months "background noise." Perhaps. That is, if you would be willing to stand at Cape Canaveral and call the takeoff of Discovery "background noise." This is what happens when the President's Brain is under investigation and his Administrator sick. You know, there's a rumor going around DC that Dick Cheney is going to resign and Condi is going to be appointed Vice President. I have a better idea: President Bush can resign and Dick Cheney can appoint Coindi to be Vice President. Dick Morris could become the new White House Chief of Staff, and we could turn the second term of this administration around, albeit without a principal player or two. Even better, Lynn Cheney, a true intellect in her own right, might give the President some decent advice on who to pick for the Supreme Court...what an improvement that would be over the "Hillary Lite" we have been subjected to as of late. Maybe Laura is gearing up for her own US Senate run in 2008--unfortunately there's not a seat up for grabs in New York until 2010. She could move to Massachussetts and run against John Kerry, though. Now that's an idea. Somebody pinch me; none of this is going to happen, and we will have to endure 3 more years of George W. Bush, and not much will be left of the progress the GOP has made in the last 15 years. Bill Clinton was much better for our party--maybe Newt will come back and rescue us.